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Corpse Explosion: My Reign of Terror

admin February 19 2009 9:00 am 7 Comments

Corpse Explosion has to be one of, if not the, funnest spells in the game. It used to be a mediocre talent, but 3.0.8 gave it some much needed love. Now, mixed with a Glyph of Corpse Explosion, CE is full of meat and win. There is nothing like  pulling half a dozen mobs and coming out with piles of meat and flesh.

Corpse Explosion 1 Talent Point
Glyph of Corpse Explosion 10 Gold
Hearing the smuck in raid say “great, thanks for blowing up the loot” when you CE the raid boss… PRICELESS

 

I wanted to take my Reign of Terror on tour. My goal? Blow up all the bosses in Naxxramas. It was mostly a doable feat. There where technical limitations, obvioulsy I can’t blow up a chest on Four Horsemen, and some screenshots I just flat out thought I got them and didn’t. Either way, my destruction was thoroughly documented in the  SS’s below. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed sling’n meat around…

Arachnid Quarter

Anub’Rekhan : I know I got a SS of Anub, but I guess I was A NUB and hit the wrong key.

Grand Widow Faerlina : Watch that enrage, it’ll cause spontaneous combustion…

Maexxna : Web Spray this…

Plague Quarter

Noth the Plaguebringer : That jump from the balcony must have hurt…

Heigan the Unclean : Still wanna dance?

Loatheb : Three seconds? Thats plenty of time!

Military Quarter

Instructer Razuvious : I know I blew dude up, was another one of those times that I must have thought I hit the print screen key and didn’t.

Gothik the Harvester : Time to harvest some meat!

The Four Horsemen : It’s kind of hard to blow up a chest, although I did manage to blow up Lady Blaumeux, but she poofed quicker than I could set my screen up to capture it.

Construct Quarter

Patchwerk : “Stress make Patchwerk his quarter pounder with cheese.”

Grobbulus : I hear meat can give you stinky gas…

Gluth : Hotdogs anyone?

Thaddius : I’m positive that he’s dead now.

Frostwyrm Lair

Sapphiron : He forms slowly but explodes quickly!

Kel’Thuzad : I’d blow up that pussy Mr. Bigglesworth too if the game would let me!

Stay tuned, more destruction to come…

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7 Comments »

  • Yörgle said:

    HAHAHAHAHA !
    Awesome ! :-D

    Yörgle – Forsaken DK – Confrérie du Thorium

  • Eric said:

    Ah death knights have so many fun abilities! I farmed Rivendare for quite some time, (around 80 kills) and every time that bastard wouldn’t drop his deathcharger, I’d explode his sorry corpse :)

  • Agememon said:

    I took a different road. To CE my Guild! On Haigen(spelling?) we hit a bad lag spike on all but 6 or 7 people died (25 man Raid). So, of course, I HAD to Explode them and nearly died myself LOL’ing! They were quite surprised. BTW, we still downed him.

    Agememon

  • Mandie said:

    LOL most awesome screenshots ever.

  • Maevet said:

    Man, I choked on my espresso reading this…

    Great post.

  • Aurdon said:

    Funny, I don’t remember that much meat on Sapphiron

  • Unholynite said:

    well the meat changes its random skins, me and my friends tried to do aq but all the big pharoh lookin doods and we couldnt find bodies so i CE to save every 1…too bad i CEd my brother he was PISSED lol

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